Can’t figure out why, but I am wildly attracted to this female.
Drunk orgy music.
GOVERNMENT WARNING: (1) ACCORDING TO THE SURGEON GENERAL, WOMAN SHOULD NOT DRIINK ALCOHOLLICC BEVERAGES DURING PREGNANICY BECAUSE OF TEH RSK OF BIRTH DEFCTS. 2) CONSUPTIONS OF ALCHOAL BVRAGS IMPARIS YOURS ABLLTY TO DRVVS CASR OR PRRAMACNCY, AND MNAYY CAUSJHT HLALLEALALTH PROBLEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMSSS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The last 24 hours in list form:
Jägerschnitzel, .5L Bergbier, 1L Hefeweizen, mashed potatoes, sauerkraut balls, sugar-free Red Bull, the ol’ in-and-out, American Spirits, Heineken, Smithwick’s, Kavinsky, shelled peanuts, live jazz, filet mignon chili, Hopslam, Oberon, goat cheese, prosciutto, shit, psychopathic can stacking, Snackwells Devil’s Food Cake Cookies, shortbread biscuits, stumbling, crawling, sleeping, over-hard eggs, sausage, blueberry pancakes with extra blueberry sauce, toast, Texas-style Idaho potatoes, and a drooling goddamn nap.
He was a wise man who invented beer.